Strange Brew by John Deering for January 02, 2019

It might be time to talk about the 600 lb. gorilla in the room.

Maybe him’s the bouncer.

As a former military member and gym member, I’ve been in my share of communal “open bay” showers. I think, I’ve seen this guy before: more fur on his body than my cat.

ewww…bare feet in a public commode?

I’m guessing this is not the executive wash room.

and hung like a big billy goat

Doug from accounting has finally been potty-trained.

Leave very quickly while you can still breathe…

Oh my!

That’s gonna require more than one can of air freshener. But then again, gorillas are vegetarians, so probably not so much.

Where does a full-grown gorilla s—-? Anywhere he wants.

The next step after gender neutral restrooms – species neutral.

Hmm, opposable big toes? No, I think this is clear: these are hands. Which makes it even MORE problematic! As in, I REALLY don’t want to know, or even be here!