Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 29, 2019

uh, yes! :P

Depends on how dire the warning is. That might be the exact right time and place.

“If you’re me from the future, you ought to remember.”

We know at least that he isn’t there to warn him that the TP roll is empty…

Tell me the dire news now. Don’t wait me wait until the 11 PM news.

“Anyway, don’t go to the all you can eat oyster bar.”

Where’s Ralphie?

Betcha he’s said that same thing during sex.

”That 3-some you been hoping for with the waitress from Denny’s and that girl on the bus? Don’t do it. Trust me. Don’t do it. Or them.”

Ralph’s in the next stall.

It’s not like Dave from the future haven’t seen what Dave from the past has.

Are we sure that’s really Dave in there?