The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 20, 2019

Put something on. I can see your seeds!

Delicious.

I think he cheated. He went to a doctor who did a bit of body sculpting (and the doctor got a free lunch out of it).

Ugh. No sex ap’peel’.

The closer to his goal, the more fruitless it (he) is.

To get to that core, I’d expect one piece of gym equipment would be dentures.

Just like humans – unreal expectations of what a body should look like.

I don’t know who those body builders are trying to impress. Most women don’t find it all that attractive.

I also love the taste of the top. When I’m done he will look like Twiggy.

You are the apple of my eye ;)

Don’t go into the peach room, then. Pit removal is not pretty…

I get it…not appeeling.

That’s not a proper use of stem cells.

One saving grace, no worms!

Must not be the “No judgement zone” Planet Fitness

…Baltimore. Who’s your friend? (Splat!)

Orchard Fitness Center?