Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for January 12, 2019

‘Oh, to be 75 again!’

I usually say wrinkles are just happy lines but in this case….

Yeesh. They can have each other. Woof

She might be able to teach that old dog new tricks, too.

My age is showing. I’m hearing the man’s remark in the voice of Arte Johnson as Tyrone Horneigh, and I’m expecting the woman to hit him with her purse a la Ruth Buzzi as Gladys Ormphby.

A few???!!!