Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 15, 2011
January 14, 2011
January 16, 2011
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from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Bixby rat first appearance: 11-7-05 aliases: Bixby buzz, "the cutest mouse that ever was!" (ref: 5-15-06). affiliations: ink pen talent agency (senior talent representative, self appointed "Trash steward") history: once an adorable child star, he grew up and got ugly. now he shepherds other young hopefuls thought the minefield of show business. drawbacks: really not very good at it. addictions: Fresh garbage and the latest "Burbank bobbie" dolls. drink of choice: rancid tuna juice served in an old vacuum cleaner bag.
Kirokithikis almost 14 years ago
Rancid tuna juice served in old vacuum cleaner bags - must be Guinness!
ottomaeshun almost 14 years ago
Real men drink Guinness. Only wussies drink Bud.
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Burbank Bobbie (Barbie) Dolls? He watches the sur-Real Housewives?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
So did we re-Tyr the Hela storyline?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Didn’t he play the young Ratso Rizzo in Hoffman’s flashback on Midnight Cowboy only to have it end up on the cutting room floor?
person918 almost 14 years ago
Guinness is tasty, but there are better stouts out there (old rasputin for one). yes, I am a beer snob.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Guinness Gives You Strength.
person918, there may be better stouts out there, but the Old Original is readily available. Whenever I find myself in a bar or club that doesn’t have Guinness (draught, ideally, but that goes without saying), I’m at a total loss what to order. A red ale will do in a pinch (that was how I first discovered that it was even possible to enjoy beer for the taste), but if all they have is American pilsners, gimme a Diet Coke.