Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 15, 2011
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Transcript:
from the tip top secretive dossiers of S.P.E.A.R. subject: Bixby rat first appearance: 11-7-05 aliases: Bixby buzz, "the cutest mouse that ever was!" (ref: 5-15-06). affiliations: ink pen talent agency (senior talent representative, self appointed "Trash steward") history: once an adorable child star, he grew up and got ugly. now he shepherds other young hopefuls thought the minefield of show business. drawbacks: really not very good at it. addictions: Fresh garbage and the latest "Burbank bobbie" dolls. drink of choice: rancid tuna juice served in an old vacuum cleaner bag.
Guinness Gives You Strength.
person918, there may be better stouts out there, but the Old Original is readily available. Whenever I find myself in a bar or club that doesn’t have Guinness (draught, ideally, but that goes without saying), I’m at a total loss what to order. A red ale will do in a pinch (that was how I first discovered that it was even possible to enjoy beer for the taste), but if all they have is American pilsners, gimme a Diet Coke.