The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 24, 2019

I get those at all the hotels I use…

I used to work at a resort hotel. We had one small section — about 5 rooms — where dogs were allowed.

A six star hotel will assign you your own squirrel to chase!

You get your own personal dog walker.

You had me at the milk bone left on the pillow!

I’m a complementary belly rubber.

And everywhere you look the smiling staff says, “Who’s a good boy?”

I’m sorry sir, you can’t come in here without a dog.

Just stay clear of the 5-star hotels in Korea. The belly rub will be a tenderizer.

Where do I apply?