That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 02, 2019

As Pierre sat there, he could not take his eyes off those feet. It started an obsession that would lead to his ruin.

Paul was trying to find where to place the dime in order for it to spin and make music.

“Hey, baby (hic!), great ankles! Washya doin after the dance (burp!)”

I did not like the sculpture that is behind to the right.

Oh!!! Tiptoe through the tulips!!!

You put your right foot in; you take your right foot out…

That’s what happens when you leave your winged sandals and helmet at home.

Is that sitting guy checking for turd jam or toe jam ?

“There’s a tragic story behind this masterpiece. Around the time it was originaly exhibited, the sculptor’s 9 year old son mysteriously vanished and hasn’t been seen since.”

“Future Hood Ornament.”

" …and this will be the fraternity’s outfit for the next parade…"

“Je l’appelle ‘Coup de la Poop’, mon ami ". (An accurate portrait of life on the streets of Montmartre – the French do not deign to scoop. One plays “hop scotch” on many sidewalks.)

Upskirt perves have been around for a looong time.

I still like Steve’s.

ROTFLMFAO

“Just trying to do the one cheek sneak”

‘This canine expert will tell us what breed of dog it is who dropped this particular deuce.’

Entrance to the “Ministry for Silly Walks”

Artist in His Studio: 

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/art/detail.php?id=196167 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly A3 paper size painting. So far, 34 works with unknown attribution have been used here (but that may change for this painting, if the artist’s seal, on the statue stand’s facing leg, is identified). 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2018/02/04?comments=visible 

has the prior strip.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2107 (January 1, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment. But, the first URL has a crisper image (I replaced the one Mr. Melcher started from with the larger one at the Clark Art Institute’s online page for this painting).

Be still, my heart!

“I couldn’t decide between sculpting a ballet dancer or a sprinter, and ended up with this: A Hurdler With Attitude.”

the local gay men’s club deciding on new icon.

sculpture on middle shelf it popes idea for child molesters, no hands.

Oh my god, there she is! I can’t be seen here! Maybe if I hid behind this statue and not move; she won’t see me.