Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2019

They may have to need nose jobs done.

“You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…”

Is that where the Inuit got rubbing noses from?

Next time remember to take your noses off before kissing.

At least it’s not stuck somewhere else.

They don’t carrot all.

“Just rubbing noses.”

And he was more ‘into her’ than she was ‘into him.’

#Me2(Carrots)

How do snow people have sex?

At least they weren’t brown nosing.

If she was giving him a “snow job”, wouldn’t the carrot be stuck somewhere else?

Wonder if their coals get locked liked braces do.

That manager is sooooo cold-hearted.

A very Muppety gag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcCpaKKPcCE

That’s how Eskimos do it.