Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Their moms are going to be soooo mad!!

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    In the next race, the runners started carrying rocks. The bulls countered with paper.

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    ChisBennett  over 5 years ago

    oh this is a good one man

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    Superfrog  over 5 years ago

    It’s shear madness.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And they’re running at a pretty fast clip.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Looks like these bulls are a cut above the others bulls in the past.

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    WilliamRichmond  over 5 years ago

    And make them run through a China shop.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    Wait! Those aren’t the good scissors, are they?

    Does anyone own evil scissors?

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    The bovines will steer them in the right direction.

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    redback  over 5 years ago

    if they wanted to up the game, shouldn’t it be ‘running with scissors from the bulls’ ?

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    matzam Premium Member over 5 years ago

    shouldn’t the runners have the sissors

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Funny! Seeing is bull-ieving.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    The Running of the Bulls is one of the few sports involving animals that seems the least bit fair to me

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    waltermgm  over 5 years ago

    The runners are looking for a short cut.

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    mtrimberger Premium Member over 5 years ago

    …in a china shop!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    Not MY vas deferens, you don’t.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Bulls have opposable thumbs? Who knew?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Before and After: Wheel of Fortune

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