Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 15, 2019

Their moms are going to be soooo mad!!

In the next race, the runners started carrying rocks. The bulls countered with paper.

oh this is a good one man

It’s shear madness.

And they’re running at a pretty fast clip.

Looks like these bulls are a cut above the others bulls in the past.

And make them run through a China shop.

Wait! Those aren’t the good scissors, are they?

Does anyone own evil scissors?

The bovines will steer them in the right direction.

if they wanted to up the game, shouldn’t it be ‘running with scissors from the bulls’ ?

shouldn’t the runners have the sissors

Funny! Seeing is bull-ieving.

The Running of the Bulls is one of the few sports involving animals that seems the least bit fair to me

The runners are looking for a short cut.

…in a china shop!

Not MY vas deferens, you don’t.

Bulls have opposable thumbs? Who knew?

Before and After: Wheel of Fortune