Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 18, 2019

“Sawing logs” comes naturally to a slumberjack. Sawing logs with a saw, not so much…

“I’m a slumberjack and I’m OK,

I sleep all night, and mucha duh d-a-y.

I go to the lav-a-t-ZZZZZZZZZZZ. . ."

Somebody who doesn’t use Spellcheck!

He’s a slumberjack and he’s OK. He sleeps all night and he sleeps all day.

They were up all night listening to Zzzzzz Zzzzzz Top.

We don’t know, the lines are down.

Python (Monty) Ltd.

Judging from the path of destruction they’ve left in their wake, I’d call them “slumberjackoffs”.

Adds a new meaning to the old phrase “sawing logs”, doesn’t it?