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âSome guys have âitâ. Whatever âitâ is, theyâve got it. I, on the other hand, do NOT have âitâ. In fact I have the antidote to âitâ.â D. Wolfberg
GROG Premium Member about 6 years ago
Because youâre ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
Znox11 about 6 years ago
Ok Elvin, now you are going to have to explain to Eno what a doppelganger isâŠ
DM2860 about 6 years ago
I do not see how the fact that other guys cannot get a date should make you feel better about not being able to get a date.
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
Dating just leads to fornication and procreation.
cuzinron47 about 6 years ago
Well, duh! Because youâre not.
Popcorn about 6 years ago
Well,maybe Eno and Elvin should skip the Heineken and go right for the âmannequins!âHeyâŠat least they canât say NO!
Andrew Sleeth about 6 years ago
Men would find this question easily answered if they only asked themselves why they donât find girls attractive.
bilbrlsn about 6 years ago
These guys probably hated the Gillette commercial. Think they have a chance of figuring it out?
dwane.scoty1 about 6 years ago
Accidents cause People!
BWR about 6 years ago
âSome guys have âitâ. Whatever âitâ is, theyâve got it. I, on the other hand, do NOT have âitâ. In fact I have the antidote to âitâ.â D. Wolfberg
jdsven about 6 years ago
But wouldnât Elvinâs doppelganger just be âFat Elvisâ?