Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 13, 2019

Vast improvement!!!!!!!!

Snapchat? Even better. It’s the government’s new InsightChat filter.

Oh no! It’s doing the Bird Box challenge!

Do one on the Chinese moon explorer! Do one on the Chinese moon explorer! Sure, there are a lot of photos, but one hour later, you’re hungry again.

Such a nice world for individuals (like us) who will mistreat it the same way this world is treated.

THAT’S NOT SNAPCHAT!

Next, it’ll show a guy from Earth who was left behind, and survived by growing potatoes and listening to classic disco songs!

Please, no.

Snapchat? I beg to differ. You can’t have Instagram without M-A-R-S.

Oh my gawd no!

I’ve forgotten what my granddaughter really looks like.

Bunny ears!

Puppy eyes!

Anime hair!

Stupidest app ever!

Grumble, mumble, b!tch, moan

Anybody ever notice how that lander makes you think of a huge mosquito…