Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 16, 2019

Is it possible to have a slump in slumps?

You’re winning, Caulfield! Don’t be a lump; just pump the slump and get bump in the rump till you trump the hump! .

Caulfield isn’t most people.

I dunno. Sounds to me as if, because he isn’t getting anything right, he really is riding the crest. He’ll hit the slump when grades arrive.

I’m so bad at keeping New Year’s resolutions that this year’s are: 1) Get fat 2) Accomplish nothing 3) Go bankrupt. I figure this gives me a real shot at some success.

Another learning opportunity!

Is bummer, yes?

Reminds me of the approach in “The Producers.”

The kid just can’t relax like that. To slump is to die.