Monty by Jim Meddick for January 22, 2019

Better to be a live coward than a brave dead man.

I would have run away screaming at “printer driver”.

Nowadays it seems, “printer drivers” are buried in a 70MB application that manages the printer itself, right down to having its own webpage to manage the toner (or ink if you use those)… :)

It’s the Monty “Split”

I’m having deja vu.

Burning bowling balls stink.

I would like to think I can successfully distinguish between a bowling ball and an explosive device.

Thanks for nothing, Meddick! I wanted to hear how he fixed his printer problem!

Well, if he’s casually holding it in his lap, one of them is a dud.

Nervous types, yes; and also gullible fools, like Monty….