The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 10, 2019

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    Bilan  over 5 years ago

    But the bad news is that nobody could bring their seltzer bottle or squirting lapel flower.

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    … or any ballistic cream pies!

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    Farside99  over 5 years ago

    Too many times, a full flight feels like 5500 are boarding!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Send in the clowns. There ought to be clowns.

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    iggyman  over 5 years ago

    That clown better not take my seat!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    There’s something funny going on here…

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Some Bozo is holding up the boarding trying to squeeze his carry-on in the overhead bin!

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    danholt  over 5 years ago

    We’re all Bozos on this plane…

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    rugeirn  over 5 years ago

    We all know Bozo the Clown. (Or maybe a lot of us are too young.) But where does the name come from? Is it an old ethnic slur? “‘Bozo’ was in fact a personal name among immigrants to the United States from Serbian and Croatian regions. It seems likely that vaudeville’s Bozo originated from this immigrant name and stereotypes surrounding eastern Europeans (akin to the use of palooka to refer to an oafish boxer, probably related to the Polish name Paluka).” (https://www.visualthesaurus.com/cm/wordroutes/where-does-bozo-come-from-lets-not-clown-around/)

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They’re just plane clowns.

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    2peabody1  over 5 years ago

    shrine clowns rule…

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    duckman26  over 5 years ago

    Oh Jeez….Now I’m imagining the nightmare of walking onto a plane full of clowns. I’d nope myself right off that flight.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    I hope Pennywise is on that flight.

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    osceola  over 5 years ago

    Fitting ten clowns in a VW bug is funnier.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Flight 42?

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    chfabbro  over 5 years ago

    This won’t end well.

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    BTO  over 5 years ago

    Every flight I’ve been on recently has featured SOME clowns!

    I say, give the Flight Attendants Tasers!

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    I remember all the clowns getting out of the teensy Crosley. Granny took me. Probably late ’40s. Later Stephen King took over.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Guess what the snacks are…hint: The stewardesses can stand in one spot and “deliver” them to all the guests…

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