Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for January 23, 2019

How airlines encourage you to use your miles for upgrades.

Thanks all the same…. I think I’ll walk.

D. None of the above.

All three, please. I’m going to throw a fit, puke, then sue.

I stopped flying seven years ago (after a near miss at 30,000 ft) and it has greatly simplified my life.

I"d prefer not to have to kiss my knees the entire trip…

Emperor class, please and as emperor, I won’t have to pay.