Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 06, 2019

Ah yes…let me see…how many invitations do I want to send out? There’s that guy, there’s that nasty boss, there’s those others…hmm…give me at least…I’ll have to take a few minutes to count…:) :)

Could I at least get a glass of water?

Good thing I’m a karma chameleon… bring on the five-course meal!

Best not sit down then, Aunty.

No thanks. I’ll eat somewhere else.

Based on the current state of my life, I was a horrible bitch in my last one. I guess it’s stale bread and tap water for me…..

I understand the Department of Health shut the joint down.

So, can I reserve a table for these folks I know? They need to have a heaping helping of steamed Karma coming right up. . . . come to think of it, we may need to reserve the party room for all of them! LOL

My initial reaction was ’ain’t goin’ there’, then I thought, if I’m gettin’ what I deserve this should be good.

“May we get what we want,. May we get what we need,. But may we never get what we deserve”

There was a certain person I used to know, that when I wanted to get them to shut up all I had to do was mention karma was coming their way. They immediately shut up and left. I do love when all you have to do is mention certain words and others pale when they think how it will apply to them.

Someone is getting Road Kill for Breakfast.

Imagine if what you got in the world was exactly what you deserved. Now think about that.