I love to buy flowers for my wife and don’t need an occasion or a reason. I just do it because she loves to receive them.
However, I had an ex-wife who, went we were married, would always be suspicious if I bought her flowers. Her usual remark was: " They’re beautiful …What are you up to and what did you do wrong ? "
If as man meets another man in a flower shop and it’s not right before Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day, you can start a conversation with “So, what’d you do?”
Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago
If he was a week late he’d already be dead.
C0MM0N-tater over 5 years ago
Use the old standby:Don’t pay the ransom … I got away!"
rshive over 5 years ago
The customer is always right.
Linguist over 5 years ago
I love to buy flowers for my wife and don’t need an occasion or a reason. I just do it because she loves to receive them.
However, I had an ex-wife who, went we were married, would always be suspicious if I bought her flowers. Her usual remark was: " They’re beautiful …What are you up to and what did you do wrong ? "
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
Women’s affection can be bought with flowers? Doesn’t work at my house.
texian over 5 years ago
Dead on, Bro!
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
In that case, she’s paying for.
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
If as man meets another man in a flower shop and it’s not right before Valentine’s Day or Mother’s Day, you can start a conversation with “So, what’d you do?”