In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 25, 2019

Or duck, whatever…

With a bit of luck there will be souvlaki for dinner.

I don’t recall ever seeing a left-handed archer before.

perhaps since only about 10% of the population is left-handed that you just have not been around to many archers

I have fallen archers

Good plan!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…….. oh, we did that one already…

What’s that castle made of so that arrows will stick into it…cork? styrofoam?

The dancing chicken was roasted on social media with a congeries of canards that, as a chicken, he couldn’t duck.

It’s the off-season, the San Diego chicken had to supplement his income.