Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 27, 2019

So how many times have YOU read it, Lucy?

Wish you a long life , Snoopy

Maybe Snoopy’s allowed seven words per day, to allow for dog days?

That will take a while. From what I’ve seen in the Peanuts movie, Charlie Brown read it all night and did the report all night and got woke up when he only had 1 second of sleep

How many of us have read W&P? I did but I’ll admit I skimmed over large parts of it. There are parts that are fantastic, Borodino, the retreat from Moscow. And there are parts that are just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The 3 words thus far are Well Prince So. If he’s reading them in order it doesn’t make sense.

Being a dog, it is not that he is only reading a word a day, it is that he is reading a word at all.

Of course, how many words do you have to read finding which word you need to read today?

I knew some guys in high school who were reading james joyce at a page a day then they’d sit around and discuss the page.

He should be up to page 125 by today…

It . . . . . . . makes . . . . . . comprehension . . . . . . . very . . . . . . . hard

This could be the start of a tremendously educative (ha ha, and boring) lifelong habit, Snoops!

At this pace, it’s going to be a long story arc…

Great literature is meant to be savored.

Maybe the Reader’s Digest version will come out.

I had to Google it. Snoopy needs to keep going for 1,600 years!

For a dog he’s behind. He should be on word 21.

Imagine, Lucy, telling someone else, that they’re out of their mind…

How is Snoopy able to hold this book in one paw?

How about he reads one book per day

He is doing it his own way

There are 587287 words in War and Peace. If Snoopy reads one word per day, he needs 1609 years to finish…