Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for January 23, 2019

That’d sound good, but I’m too fat already.

Tony asked, about 3 hours ago

(to a completely different and imo much better strip on twitter and facebook)

Do you lose things often?

Usually, once is enough – if I do it thoroughly.

You must care a whole lot, if you wait 3 weeks to ask.

Say… while I’m at it….

How was your Thanksgiving?

Easter?

Meanwhile… it’s probably cos this is the wrong strip for today…

Tony’s Twitter shows a different one, which goes better with his question.

If you want to answer it, anyway… Tony’s asking …

“Do you lose things often?”

Not too often….

But I do seem to have lost any connection between that question and today’s strip (if it’s really the one we see here).

Do I lose things often? I’ve often lost my temper, but I seldom lose my appetite.

Lose things??? Yup and accidentally find them about 3 months later and say “Knew where they were all the time!!!”

Only when I put or leave things in places other than their customary storage location.

I’ve never eaten until I passed out but I have been known to drink until I passed out on occasion.

Yes, then I always find them in the last place I look.

Every

danged

day

Sounds good to me…just replace “Sofa” w/ Bathtub…

Those must have chunky monkey wine floats.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I think I miss my mind the most.