In Security by Bea R. for January 16, 2019

I assume this is due to bad luck from the bride and groom seeing each other before the wedding.

1956? That’s more than 20 years before the first Hobby Lobby was founded. Therefore “Hübby Lobby” can’t possibly be a parody of Hobby Lobby, it dates back too far, rather Hobby Lobby is a parody of “Hübby Lobby”! XD

Looks like this man takes the award for the “Most Wipped Man in the World”. I would assume this guy was Ms. Edith’s husband, but she mentioned having a lot of kids, no way she could do that if she abandoned her husband right after the wedding…also I can’t imagine him not taking the way out if it was her.

She ain’t coming back, Gandalf.

That’s dedication…

A ring was there. And then it was not!

You shall not pass!…out of the purgatory that is the hubby holding pen, into the land of crass consumerism, where shiny objects are perceived as necessities.

Maybe because she didn’t want an 8th child.

She just doesn’t want to appear too eager.

Sounds like she ditched him there.

I’d say that o’l Dumbledore has grounds for divorce.

Poor guy. Somewhere along the way he should have figured that she don’t like him.

Santa? Is that you?

Well, did he ever return?

No he never returned and his fate is still unlearned (what a pity)

He may ride forever ‘neath the streets of Boston

He’s the man who never returned

Let’s all go to the lobby;

Let’s all go to the lobby;

Let’s all go to the lobby

To get ourselves a treat.

Delicious things to eat;

The popcorn can’t be beat.

The sparkling drinks are just dandy;

The chocolate bars and nut candy.

So let’s all go to the lobby

To get ourselves a treat.

Let’s all go to the lobby

To get ourselves a treat.

Someday, somewhere in some unknown corner of the universe men will not be portrayed as clueless buffoons and total idiots…

My wife says that gay men are wonderful shopping companions. They’ve thrown off the shackles of manly conformity and enjoy life more.

Rip Van ’Hasn’t got a clue"!

The good thing out of all of these is that the girls get to buy stuff for next Christmas and New Year’s at a discount.

That’s a loooooooong time to go without a change of undies…

Perhaps his pet spider could go in there and scare her out…?

oh sh-