Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 29, 2019

Not only do figments of your imagination don’t sue you for sexual harassment, they all have mad crushes on the boss.

Duke, you aren’t really setting the bar high here.

No big deal Duke. You will have plenty more hallucinations to harass and deny.

I thought Mr. Butts was a figment of Michael Doonesbury’s imagination from an ad campaign.

so besides Mike, there ARE other people who see butts?

Bad news – Butts is out. Good news – Mr. Jay is filling in for him.

Mr. Jay is bigger and better than ever, these days!

Butts got his ash outta there.

and leaves one hand free.

Wait…. This could be 2018 in the White House.

But where’s that guy in the cab? Day 7.

Now he’ll get sued for tobacco withdrawal symptoms.

Duke’s imagination is a twisted place.