The immortal Twinkies. I hear rumors that the Starship Enterprise is insulated with Twinkies lining the outer hull to protect against blasters, photon torpedoes and phasers.
Did you know Twinkies are made by mixing Horse Splooge with High Fructose Corn Syrup & frying it in Rapeseed Oil(also known as Canola Oil) until just the outside is Gold & Spongy?
Aslan Balaur over 12 years ago
The immortal Twinkies. I hear rumors that the Starship Enterprise is insulated with Twinkies lining the outer hull to protect against blasters, photon torpedoes and phasers.
Redactatrix about 12 years ago
Twinkies are immortal and indestructible. In the future they will be the building blocks of a new generation.
Kra'ul Sheykhon over 10 years ago
Did you know Twinkies are made by mixing Horse Splooge with High Fructose Corn Syrup & frying it in Rapeseed Oil(also known as Canola Oil) until just the outside is Gold & Spongy?