Kliban by B. Kliban for February 01, 2019

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    Kaputnik  almost 6 years ago

    How do you make a Phoenician blind?

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 6 years ago

    Listen, Bud, I’m a Porcelain, and I don’t have to take any crap from a Corian! I’ll sink you!

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    coltish1  almost 6 years ago

    From an actual conversation recorded in 984 BCE.

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    carlzr  almost 6 years ago

    I never knew “Buddy” was ancient Scythian.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 6 years ago

    This must be taking place in Phoenic, Arizona

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Boy, he’s got a lot of Gaul.

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    Kip W  almost 6 years ago

    “Russian snake!”

    “Anglo-Saxon hun!”

    “Spartan dog!”

    “Turkish taffy!”

    “Spanish Fly!”

    —WHAT’S UP, TIGER LILY?

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    Havel  almost 6 years ago

    But they’re both wearing Corinthian leather.

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