Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for March 05, 2019

Oh, yes you do. If you have a kid in diapers, you most definitely know it.

The second kid wasn’t a big deal. It’s #3 where all heck breaks loose.

And each one will be opposite, which becomes fun to find there are more than 2 opposites when you get your third!

What I’ve found is first one – you try to raise it rightsecond one – you try to undo what you think you did wrong with the firstthird one – you realize it doesn’t matter, and let the kid raise itself:)

Again, no bonus panel.

I always figured this: I have a younger sister ‘cause my parents believed that if at first you don’t succeed, try again. The reason there are no more siblings is ’cause they believed in cutting their losses.

Odd numbered children always force change! The first one changes your life, the 3rd one means a bigger car. The 5th one means you never retire…

“A one”? (And a two, and a one, two, three…)