Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 04, 2019

You’ve also absorbed enough microwave energy that you could defrost a frozen casserole from a distance of 30 yards.

In the shadow of greatness.

The other guy must have T-Mobile.

The other day I learned that “bars” indicate proximity more accurately than signal strength.

Location, location, location.

Paul is an astronaut now? That guy is everywhere!

…and why do I smell smoke?

And I feel so warm and fuzzy inside.

Look at the direction the antennas are pointed.

I heard of cartoon physics, but now we have cartoon communications.