Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 08, 2019

“Aww, get that chip off your shoulder!”

Wood? Gnaw? Beaver? Sorry, but I thought this was a family strip…

“I’ve decided to let the chips fall where they may.”

Dam!

He couldn’t handle the tooth.

Love hurts.

I thought he became a real boy. Why isn’t he dating Hilary Forth?

Branch out and date other critters.

I wonder why she calls you her sweet little sapling?

“Okay, what is the safe word again?”

Nothing that a little cosmetic surgery won’t fix. I got you some wood putty.

Or gnawing ON you.

I bet he has pet termites too.

Oh, Pinocchio, I could just eat you up!

Hey! Choke, cough, cough…that isn’t French kissing!

Rhinoplasty by beaver…….a new trendy market niche.