Close to Home by John McPherson for January 31, 2019

Driving that at rush hour, you’ll get to learn all sorts of new swear words!

The return of “curb feelers”.

That’s an oarfull looking car!

The trouble with a car like that is, you drive around the country looking for flash floods just to try it out.

You may want to order the mud flap option with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1LP7QAlijE

Good idea, poor execution.

The original Volkswagen had sealed undercarriages so they floated. An experience I never want to have again!

When I said I wanted a fording kit, this isn’t what I meant!

And when you retract the oars for normal driving they work as seat belts.

Good luck with that design. Here’s tholepin for the best.

What’s in the box, Bleeb?

Works well for flash mobs too

Works well in Wal Mart parking lot, no dings on your car.

I’d prefer one with a plow on the front called the “White Out” model

So I’m beginning to get curious about the box that Bleeb has lately. What is in the box or what was in the box? What will happen? Stay tuned for the next episode!Hey there Impkins Patsnozzle and Po Dawg!