Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 09, 2019

At least he always pays his debts.

Ziggy you don’t need to be talked down to (no pun intended) like that. Find another restaurant to eat at.

So we need three more people Ziggy’s height in order to make it table for two?

That’s right, a table for one half and I expect to pay only one half of the bill!

Poor Ziggy can’t seem to catch a break no matter where he goes.

Next thing you know, the waiter will be asking Ziggy if he wants the shrimp.

Don’t forget to leave him 1/2 a tip.

Good evening? 2% tip?

Must be a French Restaurant

that’ll be your tip too

Short people - https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=24&v=cpER-qDgMY

No shoes, no pants, no entry.

That is rude. Go elsewhere.

1/2 a barrel?

Well, what would you expect from a waiter that looks like Rastapopoulos?