“Hourglass figure”? Girl, that fruit’s been picked.
Yeah, right! More like you had a severe liposuction procedure. :P
I see that Ralph had nothing to add to this conversation.
Isn’t it embarrassing when your seeds are showing?
Make them eat it.
Of course, now that she’s exposed to air she’s going to go brown and slimy.
Hard core, indeed!
Nice one, Dave. Is she also a little tart? I dislike the ‘sweet’ apples.
But soon, she’ll be shriveled up and brown.
Your friend Paula Red isn’t impressed.
Sure, if you’re happy with being mere core of your former self, but it’s at this point you’re likely to be discarded.
Don’t believe it. She has a boyfriend on the side and he has been nibbling like there is no tomorrow!
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
Earthling Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Hourglass figure”? Girl, that fruit’s been picked.
M2MM over 5 years ago
Yeah, right! More like you had a severe liposuction procedure. :P
rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago
I see that Ralph had nothing to add to this conversation.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Isn’t it embarrassing when your seeds are showing?
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Make them eat it.
Diat60 over 5 years ago
Of course, now that she’s exposed to air she’s going to go brown and slimy.
J Quest over 5 years ago
Hard core, indeed!
Rose Madder Premium Member over 5 years ago
Nice one, Dave. Is she also a little tart? I dislike the ‘sweet’ apples.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
But soon, she’ll be shriveled up and brown.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
Your friend Paula Red isn’t impressed.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
Sure, if you’re happy with being mere core of your former self, but it’s at this point you’re likely to be discarded.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Don’t believe it. She has a boyfriend on the side and he has been nibbling like there is no tomorrow!