Poor Fleshy, out of his own time 50 myfn to see how it was during the Anthropocene. Now he sees it does have draw backs for his delicate skin. (cats and dogs were extinct by then. He is a rodent [squirrel] evolved to fit a cat’s niche.)
Monty, you are not, and never will be, a competent feline psychologist. Also, you are not very good at reading Fleshy’s playful shredding of your damp sponge—might even have religious overtones, who knows? How he will react to a container of moist towelettes is too terrible to contemplate….
PICTO almost 6 years ago
It’s the beads of sweat on Monty’s brow that are setting him off…
Enter.Name.Here almost 6 years ago
Read the clues, man! Your cat is not afraid of water nor bathes….He’s afraid of sponges!
TrudyQ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Fleshy rules!
Kip W almost 6 years ago
You’re making this way too hard.
Just tell him he’s forbidden to take baths, and make a serious effort to keep him from it.
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
I sure hope he has a well stocked first aid kit.
Scoutmaster77 almost 6 years ago
Just use the old “throw him in the lake and learn to swim” therapy.
Pedmar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Oh no! He used the word “moist”! There must be so many overly sensitive people freaking out right now!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Poor Fleshy, out of his own time 50 myfn to see how it was during the Anthropocene. Now he sees it does have draw backs for his delicate skin. (cats and dogs were extinct by then. He is a rodent [squirrel] evolved to fit a cat’s niche.)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Actually, a baby bottom wipe might be good for a hairless cat’s skin.
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Monty, you are not, and never will be, a competent feline psychologist. Also, you are not very good at reading Fleshy’s playful shredding of your damp sponge—might even have religious overtones, who knows? How he will react to a container of moist towelettes is too terrible to contemplate….