Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 07, 2019

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Gary’s transit time for a chocolate cake is 50 years.

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    Troglodyte  almost 6 years ago

    No sh!t?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender asks “What’ll you have?” The first vampire says “Blood!” The second vampire says “Blood!” The third says “Plasma!” The bartender says, “So that two bloods and a blood lite.” (That was from some Halloween card. Apologies for not being able to give credit.)

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Try sucking on some Kale stems?

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    Wait a minute! Isn’t the BRAIN an internal organ?

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    Airbender  almost 6 years ago

    Take some advice from Nedda in “Frankie and Johnny”, Nedda: Want some bran? You might as well eat rope and yank it through.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 6 years ago

    That has always annoyed me, he is un dead which means he is alive, just not human alive.

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    pcmcdonald  almost 6 years ago

    Go bite some scare crows.

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    I’d prescribe mass quantities of Whole Blood, as fresh as possible, doc….

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Is there any way of telling when these cartoons were actually drawn? Is this a new one?

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