His only scale is the one of his imagination.
So if he sees his shadow, it’s six more pounds of weight?
How does he know it’s HIS shadow when he can’t see his feet?
He could just get one of those mirrors that make you look skinny.
Maybe one of these days the artist will draw Ralph as he really appears, as in my 600 pound life.
Ah, no wonder the summer weight is different than the winter weight. It is all about the angle of the sun.
The Shadow knows…
On cloudy days, Ralph goes hog wild…
Who knows what denile lurks in the guts of men? The shadow knows.
And the shadow doesn’t complain about too many people being on the scale.
Actually your shadow will make you look even bigger than you actually are. At least it will make you look bigger vertically not so sure about horizontally.
June 19, 2015
cubswin2016 over 5 years ago
His only scale is the one of his imagination.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
So if he sees his shadow, it’s six more pounds of weight?
C0MM0N-tater over 5 years ago
How does he know it’s HIS shadow when he can’t see his feet?
WDemBlk Premium Member over 5 years ago
He could just get one of those mirrors that make you look skinny.
illuminare over 5 years ago
Maybe one of these days the artist will draw Ralph as he really appears, as in my 600 pound life.
NobodyAwesome Premium Member over 5 years ago
Ah, no wonder the summer weight is different than the winter weight. It is all about the angle of the sun.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 5 years ago
The Shadow knows…
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
On cloudy days, Ralph goes hog wild…
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Who knows what denile lurks in the guts of men? The shadow knows.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
And the shadow doesn’t complain about too many people being on the scale.
Charles Hoeft over 5 years ago
Actually your shadow will make you look even bigger than you actually are. At least it will make you look bigger vertically not so sure about horizontally.