Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 21, 2011

Nah, I’m trying to quit.

Give a man a remora and he’ll swear he’s a shark.

That really sucks.

And the steakhouse down the block is ear tagging all its customers.

Meanwhile, the chef chuckles and thinks to himself, “Enjoy, suckers!”

Tastefully yours, Tom Fitzmorris http://www.nomenu.com

I was hoping for Plecostomus…

Jaws vs Twilight: latest SyFy “original” movie.

“…I didn’t like it at first but now I’m rather attached to it. It really sticks with you.”

I suppose the man sitting at the table is a lawyer, then.

Let us all now lamprey before the meal.

I’ll have relessa

What’s with all the Remora jokes ?