Close to Home by John McPherson for February 04, 2019

Just be sure not to squeeze his frenulum…

Always works for me.

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” -Roy Scheider in ‘Jaws’…

I hate when that happens.

Looks like this strip just jumped the shark…

Nice shark suit.

“Helpful Hints from Heimlich”

Is that Bleeb riding the shark?

No, just being taken out to lunch!

McPherson has a powerful gag reflex.

Or – lift your arms and breath down his throat!

What is this fascination with swimming with sharks? Nature gave them those teeth and that appetite for a reason!

Sharks don’t like scuba divers. The squishy part is okay but the crunchy bit on the back gives them gas makes them poot.

Um… Candygram

On a side note, this guy just got swallowed whole by a shark, and his buddy in the boat has a look on his face that says, “I hope he doesn’t have the keys to the car in his pocket”.