The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2019

All the better to distract you by making you itchy with, my dear!

The better to bite you with.

All the better to infest you with, my dear.

All the better for them to bite you first, my dear.

Red needs new glasses.

Fleeing should seem like a good idea about now.

Actually, given the time-frame of the story, having fleas would have been normal.

“All the better to…aw, for Pete’s sake, got any Frontline on you?”

The fleas eat the bedbugs.

Yeah and it really ticks me off!

The wolf really needs an advantage.

Some people say that fleas are black;

I know this is not so . . .

For Mary had a little lamb

With fleas as white as snow.