The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 14, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    All the better to distract you by making you itchy with, my dear!

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    The better to bite you with.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    All the better to infest you with, my dear.

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    electricshadow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    All the better for them to bite you first, my dear.

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    M2MM  almost 6 years ago

    Red needs new glasses.

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    uniquename  almost 6 years ago

    Fleeing should seem like a good idea about now.

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    Map_One  almost 6 years ago

    Actually, given the time-frame of the story, having fleas would have been normal.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “All the better to…aw, for Pete’s sake, got any Frontline on you?”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    The fleas eat the bedbugs.

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    MCProfessor  almost 6 years ago

    Yeah and it really ticks me off!

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    The wolf really needs an advantage.

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    MITZI  almost 6 years ago

    Some people say that fleas are black;

    I know this is not so . . .

    For Mary had a little lamb

    With fleas as white as snow.

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