Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 26, 2019

There may not be such a thing as too much Metal, too much Rum though.

No.

With that weak stomach, I’m not sure that Tuan is going to survive the “vomit comet”.

That is not the power-up expected. More of a power-toss.

Jordan thought he was going to score!

First rule. If you can make it. Run outside and puke.

Boiiilk? That’s not what mine sound like.

No, Tuan’s just a lightweight, but despite certain social stigmas, that’s actually not that bad a thing to be.

I expect that’s going to be a big damper on this little get-together, though.

Also this will probably backfire further for Jordan, because now everybody’s probably going to want to fawn over Tuan, and make sure he’s alright, leaving little for Jordan, at least none of the kind he wants.

Me thinks the rum may have been adulterated just for Tuan.

Reminds me of drinking Mad Dog— an experiment I shall not repeat.

Poor Tuan (again)! Jordan is a coward, he certainly did it on purpose!

I feel so bad for Tuan. He has had 2 public humiliations in a row. I don’t understand why getting wet is the big problem, but This will backfire on Jordan. I hope the girls help him get cleaned up and pamper and coddle him.

Most metal is too metal.