Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 12, 2011

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    I admire his kidnapping and ransom note writing skills.

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    Bilan  almost 14 years ago

    Not really. Bad punctuation and he used caps in the wrong places. His fifth grade kidnapping teacher will be appalled.

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    A good kidnapping note uses different size type, and eschews punctuation. This randomness inspires fear in the hearts of those from whom the ransom is demanded.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    It takes a man of letters to compose a good ransom note.

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    pbarnrob  almost 14 years ago

    But don’t forget the numbers; LARGE ones!

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    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    But will anyone pay to get Brewster back?

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    That looks like my cablevision bill.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    It’s bad form to use letters from the same magazine. Use several.

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    wicky  almost 14 years ago

    Throw in a case of beer…..

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    when composing a kidnap note in this fashion, doesn’t that leave fingerprints all over the note and the letters?

    oops! these are robots. duh! no fingerprints…..

    never mind.

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    GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Who knew, Dirk Raider was a people person?

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    rayannina  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, I always pictured him as an US Weekly kind of guy.

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    Possum Pete  almost 14 years ago

    Don’t they have a font called “Ransom Note” for the iphone?

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    Trebor39  almost 14 years ago

    They might have to pay the crew of the R U Sirius to take Brewster back.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    If you send an email, you can always change the font, size and color to make it look like cutout letters.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    ^or use a font that does it for you

    http://tinyurl.com/ywd5t

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    jpozenel  almost 14 years ago

    People who need people, are the luckiest people in the world.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    Was it a special issue, or just everyday People?

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