Strange Brew by John Deering for February 14, 2019

Betty’s features the bottomless cup…

Oh, thank GOD!

When I saw the source of the flooding (the rear waistband “Hon’s” pants), I did not think “coffee” so much as “covfefe.”

This restaurant is so bad it closes from noon to 1pm so the waitress can go home and eat lunch.

I knew I had made it south of the Mason-Dixon line when my name suddenly became “Sugar” or “Hon.”

It’s hard to say ‘when’ before that first cup is onboard.

Local media is milking this story.

Remain calm. I’ll be buy soon with some empty thermoses!

Atilla once ate there. Thought she was calling him Hun.

I had a similar mental picture as a kid, only I imagined the liquid pouring impossibly fast, so it wasn’t really the customer’s fault.

When it comes to restaurants, Betty’s is not the cream of the crop.