Close to Home by John McPherson for March 10, 2019

Hey, the circus is in town!!

Wow he’s still in one piece!

It’s just their son, Eddie, who while he does have a job at the cannon factory does try to save airfare when flying home and crashing at his parents place. A guess he could say he is a big shot there.

Bleeb doesn’t seem to have his musical instrument today.

I remember reading the obit of the Italian dwarf who was the first clown to be shot out of a cannon. It bemoaned the loss of an entertainer of his caliber.

Two weeks later, the lawsuit arrives for having the nerve to build your house there.

“My word, Edward! Why can’t you just ride your bicycle like a normal kid?”

I think he found a weak spot in your home security. You have an opening in your net.

What I find interesting is that the two people in the house are reading.

It’s not everyday you meet someone of his caliber.

I prefer that my guests wait for an invitation.

I think he is a little too ’Close to Home"

I wonder if Myth Busters is reading this. They seemed to have a penchant for cannon balls.

“Agnes, your date’s here.”

Does anyone remember Eddie the Eagle, the ski jumper from the UK?

What a crashing bore.

Meanwhile, Bleeb stays one step ahead of Dalcon in this epic race for Truth, Justice, and the American way! OR Galactic hide and seek. Hmmm!

“Surprise, Surprise, Surprise” alla Gomer Pyle.

My wife read and reads and reads. She usually makes 2 trips to the library every week!

Overshot his mark on AGT. Unfortunately, he didn’t make It to the next round.