The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 21, 2019

Someone is going to ding you for using a George Harrison (how would you citrify his name?) song for a John Lemon set list. But not me.

Wow!

I saw him playing with Chuck Cranberry once, but his wife got on stage and ruined it with her yelling. Darn old Yoko Onion!

Wonderful duet with Juice Newton.

He plays with a lot of zest…

His encore is his all time favorite, “Lemon it be.”

" Lime ♪ after lime… ♫

… you refuse to even glisten….. ♪ ♫"

Without even changing the lyrics,

“Picture yourself on a boat on a river

With tangerine trees and marmalade skies…"

And a splendid lime is guaranteed for all.

It’s “The Beetles”!

Ladies and Gentlemen – Ringo Star Fruit on drums!

“Please Squeeze Me”

“Working Class Esrog”

“Give Pips A Chance”

Lemon Be, Hey Juice…

Brace yourselves.

“I’m just citrus here, watching the wheels go round and round…”

Forgive me.

“All we are saying, give peas a chance”

She limes me, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He borrowed the Pips for a backup group.

“I’ve got to admit it’s getting bitter. . .”

I think the audience is gonna sour on his performance.

Once Yoko shows up he’ll un-peel and lay in bed for a while…

Yellow Submarine

Squeeze, squeeze me.

Kumquat together.

Li-i-i-ime is on my side..Maxwell’s Citrus Hammer

Please Kiwi, oh yes, ’cause I like fruit

Banana Hold Your Hand!

He loved being in the limelight.

“Imagine all the fruits and veggies living life in peas”

Caper-back Writer. Let it Bean. I Wanna Hold Your Ham.