The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 26, 2019

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Now you don’t have to turn on the light! And bonus points for leaving the seat down!!!

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    You pay extra for that now.

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    Its so clean it shines!

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    Marblemouth  over 5 years ago

    The pot of gold.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    I’ll be with you in a minute. I’m just reading about this guy I knew who croaked.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Hear about the firefly who backed into a desk fan? Either she was delighted no end, or disaster.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 5 years ago

    Is that the light at the end of the tunnel we’re supposed to look forward to?

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      over 5 years ago

    She finds the taste of fireflies very ribbiting.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Hope he didn’t eat too many, otherwise he might croak.

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    uniquename  over 5 years ago

    Gives whole new meaning to the phrase, “back lighting”.

    And now we know where the idea for Illumibowl came from!

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    ChucklinChuck  over 5 years ago

    Still better than asparagus.

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    flemmingo  over 5 years ago

    I’ll take asparagus with hollandaise!

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    Kermit? Does you wife know about Miss Piggy?

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    J Quest  over 5 years ago

    “Fire(flies) in the belly”

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    A natural nite light.

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    Al Nala  over 5 years ago

    You light up my life…

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    Put that where the sun don’t… never mind.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They have a night lights in the toilet.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Must not have been well digested if it still glows.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And thus was born the idea behind “Glo-bowl.”

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 5 years ago

    No way, said the asparagus eater…..but it could have a better name…..it always gives me more than a pair of gases

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They had a light lunch.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfpymnBeWBI

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