Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for February 17, 2019

Age old question “What do women want from us”?

Wienerschnitzels are flat, Steve. You wouldn’t want your “nether wonders” to be that shape (let alone fried in oil).

Oh, just SUE the National Enquirer, Steve!

EVERYBODY, Does!

I’m interested if we’ll see the entire arc here, because Berkeley sped through it with roughly 2 strips a day.

Wild past? (Besides – didn’t we go through this when Oliver hacked into the Mr. America computer files so that Steve could win?)

Must be a slow week at the Enquirer…

If you wanted to sink a cartoon character’s career using embarrassing images from its past, you couldn’t pick an easier target than Steve Dallas … unless maybe it was Bill the Cat.

“ogle our nether wonders”==GREAT phrasing. However, as well-chosen/classy as those words are, I have to say: no, some of us don’t. I might wanna peek at Bezos’s, though, since he had enough nether wonders to tell the NE to . . .itself.

It would be hard to show portions of his embarrassing past. There is too much to choose from.

Remember this, do we honestly want to re member Steve?

Just when you think that Steve Dallas is about to join the human race………..

May the Schwartz be with him…

I suppose there might be other kinds of embarrassing images—especially in Steve Dallas’s checkered past!