Herman by Jim Unger for February 26, 2019

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Gentlemen, why don’t you solve it with a duel?

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    Open a joint acct. in both their names…

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    Ask him for a ride in his car. That way, if a witness writes down the license plate number, it will be his license plate.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    that reminds me of Take the Money and Run——Woody Allen’s first movie , featured a two gangs of bank robbers simultaneously

    hold up a bank and Woody Allen’s character Vigil Starkwell says to the people in the bank:

    “O.K., show of hands. How many people want to be robbed by this group?”
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    Mediatech  over 5 years ago

    Stand back to back. Walk ten paces. Turn and fire.

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    joefearsnothing  over 5 years ago

    Boys…behave!! ;o]

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 5 years ago

    “You tell him; you’ve got the gun. (First one to shoot wins.)”

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    “He was here first and we’ve pressed the button to call the cops. If you’d like, you can stay and get a ride with him.”

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    corpcasselbury  over 5 years ago

    One does have to wonder if this has actually ever happened for real.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Let the cops decide.

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    BTO  over 5 years ago

    Since the second guy will rob the first, I’d be willing to gentlemanly and step aside to let the other guy go first!

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    Iwa Iniki  over 5 years ago

    If you share the money, you will also share a cell.

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