Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2019

It just burns me up when that happens.

I wonder how the Sasquatch researchers will interpret this one when they find it?

“Lava dabba doo!”

Feel the burn!

Aa, this is a good one (Aa is a type of lava, get it?)

Missing out on the first opportunity to come up with a lava lamp!

Shouldn’t she be the one with the “hot flashes?”

My sister would roll around in the snow and clear her driveway at the same time.

Don’t be an ash.

Didn’t they leave lava angels in Pompeii? Maybe it isn’t such a good idea….

Natural selection in action.

timing is everything

The good news is that he didn’t last long enough to pass on his genes.

Do not try this at home - Mr. Wizard

Ask Anakin how that went.

I hear Pompeii is a lava wonderland this time of year.

It’s hard to believe he was smart enough to survive the last ice age.

Mystery solved! All these centuries later archeologists thought that there existed a now extinct flying homo sapien…