Peanuts by Charles Schulz for April 13, 2019

The 200 pound kitten!

But the cat attacked him

when was the last time Snoopy ever physically attacked a cat? he provokes cats, but I think never attacks

If that’s a kitten, then next year is going to be a very bad year.

Uh, uh, will a sue come?

Lawyer up, Snoopy!

The 200 lb kitten?

Poor kitty! But looks like it managed to get a scratch or two in…

Aww the first panel is so pure.

Their kitten?! Good grief!

Technically, yes, but provoked by Linus.

Time for the World Famous Attorney to saddle up!

That wasn’t a kitten.

Now Snoopy has gotten to 14 words reading in War and Peace.

Shame, Snoopy…shame.

This, of course, is why it was playing with a glove – it really was a kitten! But I’m convinced that dogs don’t understand the concept of size. Our dog is just as respectful of our average sized cat as he would be if he was a tiger!

About that kitten, was it’s mother a Lion?

I have a theory that the cat next door is Garfeild. Schultz hates Garfeild.

Loose lips sink ships…

It was only a matter of time before those pesky lawyers would show up.

Yes, but the neighbors have a mega-Dinofelis in this fight.

This story arc always makes me cry. Still can’t believe it ends with them euthanizing Snoopy.