The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for September 02, 2019

On no! It’s Monday again. But the cast is happy, because it’s a holiday for them. Their strip’s run just ended today. But they’ll be back again tomorrow, to end the strip again!

They took Tuesday off. Taco trucks now try to find them. Wednesday is the last final finale day. The cast and crew are still unloading strike party supplies. There is enough booze and drugs to party through the weekend.

Do not panic. Taco supplies have arrived. Help us unload at the port.

The Tale of the Giant Frog Creature from Outer Space (Ep #54) :

The toads fight the giant mosquitoes and try to keep em at bay on the outside as Brekk guides the toads how to fight them and where to hit them. Brekk had a different plan, but since the giant mosquitoes have attacked, he had to change the strategy and wait till the frog troops arrived.

Meanwhile, Smam the tough muscular frog interrogates the captured toad king, “Tell me, toad, where is the real Dr. Frogenstein, or else you’ll croak your last.”

“But.. but.. I’m telling you, that IS your real doc! Go ahead and ask him anything you please!”, cries the fiendish toad, who is now all scared of his own safety.

“Ha! A likely story”, quips Smam. “How do I know you didn’t download the doc’s memories before or after you killed him or have him hidden away? Talk, toad! Or die!”, says Smam, and shoots the toad king’s hand with his laser gun.

“Yeeooww!”, cries the toad king, “you have injured me! I tell you that really is your doc! We tortured him and cut him limb by limb, dissected him, and preserved his brains using our own brain preserving technology which we actually stole from you frogs during your previous regime who sold it to us during a hot drug deal! That’s the whole truth! Oh please don’t kill me!”

Meanwhile, the giant mosquitoes are slaughtering the giant toads as their weaponry wasn’t as advanced as the giant frogs’s. Some of the giant mosquitoes get into the castle and began flying amok inside.

Suddenly, the brain cabinet speaks, “Use t..the giant fly swatters, you f.. fools.”

“Wow!” exlaims Brekk, thinking “what if it is really our doc’s brains?”. “Do as he says”, orders Brekk to the toads. Get those giant electric fly swatters and let em have it. The toads grab them and put up a defense inside the castle.

“Two more hours for our troops to get here”, thinks Brekk, “I hope we’re able to hold off these giant mosquitoes until then!”

Just then, more swarms of giant mosquitoes arrive!

Um…I get the joke, really. But is this guy really getting paid to Xerox the same strip over and over? …it’s possible I don’t get the joke…