The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for November 01, 2021

Meeting the locals

Tom had been in Police work for 30 years. Finally sick of the stress, he retires from his job and buys 50 acres of land in the highlands of Scotland, as far from humanity as possible.He sees the postman once a week and does a food shop once a month.Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

’Name’s Hamish, your neighbour from 20 miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00pm.

‘Great’, says Tom, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks  Thank you.’

As Hamish is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’.’

‘Not a problem’ says Tom. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ’em’.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. ‘More ’n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too.’

‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! ..I’ll be there. Thanks again.’

’More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’

‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Tom, warming to the idea. ’I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there.. By the way, what should I wear?’

’Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.’ ;)

Pete really does have a honor issue. Please Pete. Enough. Please.